December 01, 2008

Why Publishing is Making You Crazy—and What You Can Do About It: The Tao of Publishing

In this pair of articles based on our presentation at the 2008 RWA National conference (and published in the December 2008 issue of the Romance Writers Report), my literary agent Steven Axelrod and I offer some big-picture perspective and a pair of resolutions geared toward maintaining peace of mind not just in 2009, but for as long as you ride the publishing roller coaster.

 

Steve represents a quite a few diverse superstars of romance and women's fiction, including many of my all-time favorite authors (such as Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Jayne Ann Krentz and Julia Quinn) not to mention Christine Feehan, J.R. Ward, and Catherine Anderson. His point of view is based on twenty-five years of experience in the business. My point of view is based on an approximately five- year (and seven books) crash-course in publishing, during which I went from utter ignorance to...oh, slightly more edified, I suppose.  :) Gratifyingly, there's been so much positive buzz about the piece and we've heard from so many people about it that we've decided to post it here. Please feel free to share it with every writer or aspiring writer you know! Hope it helps or informs, and feel free to comment.

 

Steven Axelrod:


Without question, the most exciting piece of non-fiction I have read in years was an article in the NYT Magazine last spring entitled IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE A PRODUCT OF CUMULATIVE ADVANTAGE? by Duncan J. Watts[1].

 

I’m not a Justin Timberlake fan, but this article rocked my world.

 

In his introduction, Watts, then a professor of sociology at Columbia University, describes the conventional world view of people in creative businesses, whether its music, fashion, movies or publishing.

 

This view holds that if you’re smart or clever enough, you can predict success in creative fields. You either need a “golden gut” to recognize a future hit or you need to analyze exactly what elements in, say a song or a film, are attracting people in the first place and then just give people more of the same.

 

But if this view accurately describes our world, then why do so many new TV shows, films, music acts and, sad to say, books fail to succeed?

 

Maybe, Watts then suggests, the truth lies in the “nobody knows anything” view of things, first famously expressed by the screenwriter William Goldman. In this view, there aren’t any real experts just a bunch of fast-talking hucksters all claiming expertise they don’t have.

 

In his book, Adventures in the Screen Trade, Goldman quotes David Picker, former head of Paramount, who, looking back on his career, said, “If I had to say yes to all the projects I turned down and no to all the other ones I took, it would have worked out about the same.”

 

The problem with the “nobody knows anything” school, though, is that it doesn’t give you any help in planning your career, whether as an editor, agent or writer.

 

But there’s a third way to look at things, Watts explains.  The key to understanding success in creative markets is to know that even though we might believe we judge things “independently of each other…people almost never make decisions independently.”

 

He points out that we’re profoundly social beings and one subtle consequence of our need to connect socially is that our attraction to things is frequently due to the very fact that other people like them. We need common experiences—indeed we seek them out. It’s part of who we are.

One consequence of this is that if we really like things simply because other people like them, predicting which cultural products will succeed commercially (and which will fail) becomes impossible.

 

What Watts learned is that,

“…when people tend to like what other people like, differences in popularity are subject to what is called “cumulative advantage,” or the “rich get richer” effect. This means that if one object happens to be slightly more popular than another at just the right point, it will tend to become more popular still. As a result, even tiny, random fluctuations can blow up, generating potentially enormous long-run differences among even indistinguishable competitors — a phenomenon that is similar in some ways to the famous “butterfly effect” from chaos theory. [The idea is that a butterfly's wings might create tiny disturbances in the atmosphere that would result in other changes that may ultimately alter the path of a tornado.] Thus, if history were to be somehow rerun many times, seemingly identical universes with the same set of competitors and the same overall market tastes would quickly generate different winners: Madonna would have been popular in this world, but in some other version of history, she would be a nobody, and someone we have never heard of would be in her place.”

 

To test his theory, Watts conducted a very clever but admittedly elaborate experiment using a group of music sharing web sites he and his collaborators set up.

 

He created 9 separate sites and a total of more than 14,000 people registered for free music downloads from unknown bands. People were invited to listen to the songs, rate and download whichever songs appealed to them. Each site stared with zero downloads and users on eight of the nine sites could see how many times each song was downloaded—but on their site only. Since users on these sites were aware of what other users on the site were downloading, these eight sites were considered “social-influence” sites. On the ninth site (which they refer to as the “independent” site), users didn’t get any information at all about what their fellow users had downloaded—and made their minds up independently.

 

As time went on, each site evolved differently. Very differently.

 

Watts found that at the eight social-influence sites,

” the most popular songs were much more popular (and the least popular songs were less popular) than in the independent world. At the same time, however, the particular songs that became hits were different in different worlds.”

 

“Introducing social influence into human decision making, in other words didn’t just make the hits bigger; it also made them more unpredictable.”


And Watts concluded,

“So does a listener’s own independent reaction to a song count for anything? In fact, intrinsic “quality,” which we measured in terms of a song’s popularity in the independent condition, did help to explain success in the social-influence condition. When we added up downloads across all eight social-influence worlds, “good” songs had higher market share, on average, than “bad” ones. But the impact of a listener’s own reactions is easily overwhelmed by his or her reactions to others. The song “Lockdown,” by 52metro, for example, ranked 26th out of 48 in quality; yet it was the No. 1 song in one social-influence world, and 40th in another. Overall, a song in the Top 5 in terms of quality had only a 50 percent chance of finishing in the Top 5 of success.”

 

Let me repeat that: “Overall, a song in the Top 5 in terms of quality had only a 50 percent chance of finishing in the Top 5 of success.

 

And if we apply these findings to our world, the world of book publishing, we could assert that a book in the Top 5 in terms of quality has only a 50 percent chance of finishing in the Top 5 of success.

 

For me, reading this article was a Eureka! moment. It offered an explanation of how wonderful books failed to find an audience and why some second-rate books (all represented by other agents, of course) succeeded. In a flash of insight, the sheer illogic of 30 years of publishing experience made a kind of “sense”.

 

Now, what to make of this insight? Knowing what I’m telling you today, how can a writer sit down at her desk and face a blank page every day?

 

It’s enough to make you crazy—very, very crazy.

 

It’s crazy-making because Watts is saying that 50% of the factors affecting your career could be totally outside of your control—totally random—and, as we’ll see, the human brain is just not well suited to randomness.

 

Freud, I think, nailed it when he said, “Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.”

 

And frankly, if publishing isn’t making you a little neurotic, you’re just not paying attention.

 

But it gets better: George Wolford, a Dartmouth psychology professor says, “There appears to be a module in the left hemisphere of the brain that drives humans to search for patterns and to see causal relationships even when none exist.[2]

 

This is mind-blowing. Our brains are hard-wired to attempt to find order in chaos—which is fine, even good. No doubt it helped enormously in our hunter/gatherer days. But if we can’t find order, our brains are hard-wired to just make something up.

 

Indeed, as Wolford says, “A constant search for explanations and patterns in random or complex data is not a good thing.”

 

But that’s of course what we do. All the time. 

 

Think of the most wrong-headed publishing advice you ever got from a writer, editor or agent and I’ll bet this is where it came from.

 

With perfectly good intentions, all of us look back over the recent publishing successes and disappointments and use that what we see to formulate “rules” to achieve future success. But we inevitably overlook the random factors at play because, as Leonard Mlodinow points out in The Drunkard’s Walk (whose title refers to a classic description of randomness), “people have a very poor conception of randomness; they do not recognize it when they see it….[3]

 

But unless we can separate out those random factors which contributed to an author’s past success, anything we can say or predict about why she succeeded will invariably be way off-the-mark.

And random is random, no matter how smart you are. Sir Isaac Newton once remarked after losing a fortune in the stock market, “I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of men.”

 

And what’s interesting—and chilling, as well—is that there’s evidence that the harder a person works to make sense of a random event, the farther they’ll end up from the truth. 

 

This insight comes from the work of Alex Bavelas, a social psychologist from MIT, who demonstrated how, like with the butterfly effect, the smallest degree of contamination of an intellectual framework by incorrect information can result in profoundly mistaken results[4].

What this means is that if you can “rationally” explain what are in fact random aspects of other writers’ experience in publishing, you’re basically making stuff up—and the more elaborate your explanation, the more inaccurate it will be. And if you act on any of this made-up information, well, we all know that that way lies madness….

 

Too many times I’ve seen authors undertake expensive and time-consuming promotions that come to naught. And their justification for doing it inevitably is, well author X did this and she hit the Times list. But as we now know, the odds are even that random factors were at play and we have no way of knowing if the promotion did really contribute to the author X’s success or if it had nothing to do with author X’s success at all.

 

John Wanamaker, founder of one of the first great department stores, was smart enough to know what he didn’t know. He famously said, “Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half" He was a marketing genius and he didn’t pretend to know whether an ad or promotion would work. We’re kidding ourselves if we think we can.

 

As a result of all this, I’ve come to believe that as an author, you should pace yourself for a long journey. A career in publishing is a marathon, not a sprint. Assume that you won’t succeed overnight and never bet the farm on one throw of the dice. As Leonard Mlodinow says, “What I’ve learned above all is to keep marching forward… one important factor in success is under our control: the number of at bats, the number of chances taken, the number of opportunities seized.” Or as Thomas Watson, the founder of IBM put it, “If you want to succeed, double your failure rate.” 

 

This isn’t true in all fields. If you’re an actor or a director, a singer or a musician and you don’t grab the brass ring the first time it comes around, you may never get another chance. And even if you have early success, you could become the subject of a “Where Are They Now” episode after just one flop.

 

But book publishing is different. If you have the talent, editors and publishers are very willing to give you another chance even if your first—or your fifth—book didn’t succeed. It’s something unique and really quite wonderful about our business.

 

The explanation is in the numbers. For example, there were only 190 major motion pictures released in the US in 2005 (which is no big surprise given that each one costs an average of $100 million in production and marketing). [5] Compare that with the 172,000 books published in the US in the same year[6] and you’ll see that the odds are way better for writers. If you have talent and you’re committed to a career in publishing, the one thing I can guarantee you is that you will get more than one chance to succeed.

 

And a corollary of all this is that you will inevitably be better off taking the time, energy and money you want to put into a promotional idea that worked for someone else and put the time, energy into your writing. If despite your best, focused efforts, your career isn’t going where you want it to go, you may need to completely reinvent yourself by writing under a new pen name or in a different genre. Let the money you saved by forgoing random promotions buy you time to write yet three more sample chapters or even a full book on spec if that gives you another, fresh chance to succeed.

Certainly there are overnight successes in our business, but I believe that the overwhelming majority of highly successful writers were anything but. It took these writers years to succeed and when it happened, it was frequently under a different name or in a different genre from where they started.

Believe in yourself but remember that randomness plays a large role in your career as well.

And whatever you do, don’t let some random event stop you from pursuing your goals. Thomas Edison said, “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.”

 

President Franklin Roosevelt was famously described as “a second-class intellect but a first-class temperament.” I always thought this meant that Roosevelt’s greatness as a president was due less to his intellectual firepower (which, in any event, probably was only second-class when compared to, say, Sir Isaac Newton’s) than to Roosevelt’s ability to function in a world where some degree of randomness will always play a role.

 

So finally, let me suggest that the author’s ability to accept and rebound from those random events publishing throws at her will have a decisive say in how long and successful her career is.

Of course, just telling writers to ignore the parts of your career over which you have little control might be good advice but it’s useless advice as well-- unless writers can learn how to focus on the work and how to screen out the inevitable distractions, as well.

© 2008 by Steven Axelrod.

[1] The New York Times Magazine, April 15, 2007

[2] Your Money & Your Brain by Jason Zweig (Simon & Schuster, 2007)

[3] The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives by Leonard Mlodinow (Pantheon, 2008)

[4] How Real Is Real? Confusion, Disinformation, Communication by Paul Watzlawick, MD (Random House, 1976)

[5] http://www.mpaa.org/2007-Theatrical-Market-Statistics.pdf

 

Julie Anne Long

When the publisher of the 2006 surprise, smash bestseller EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES‑which is about punctuation, if you’ll recall –was asked why it sold so well, they explained: “It sold well because lots of people bought it.”
Oh, I loved that. It neatly (and dryly) captures the fact that no matter how we try to influence or predict the success of a book, none of us—not even publishers—have any real control over the sheer gorgeous randomness of the publishing universe.

 

Nevertheless, we of course still try to control things. Steve just gave you a sort of macro look at our collective love affair with attempts to create meaning from random events and then stripped you of any illusions you might have had about predicting or controlling your own success, but if you’re feeling a little wobbly now, don’t worry: We’re going to hand a new and improved form of control back to you now. This is where we put the “Tao” in the Tao of Publishing.

 

But first, I’m going to give you a micro look at a few examples of how and why we try to control our success. As Steve explained, because we’re human, uncertainty and ambiguity freak us out. And we’re not only clever about creating a semblance of order out of nothing; we’re hard-wired to do this. Consider, for instance, the concept of time. We essentially corralled the vast amorphousness of the universe into 60 minute parcels we call hours, then we broke those hours down into 60 second parcels we call minutes, and etc., which is why we’re able to tune into American Idol at 8:00 p.m. or pick up our kids at soccer practice at 3 p.m. or hit the snooze button at 6:00 a.m. Brilliant, isn’t it, when you think about it?  It gives us a sense of order and helps us “plan” well into the future, despite the fact that we know what often happens to “best laid plans.”

 

Examples of the ways we create this sort of order abound. For instance, we proceed through school in a series of numbered grade levels, and we generally need to pass tests with certain scores in order to move on to a higher grade level, and eventually (in the United States, anyway) we take a big test called the SAT, and the score resulting from that test can determine where we go to college and where we get to work and how much money we eventually make. I’m generalizing quite a bit, but doubtless you get the picture.

 

Now, these numbers—test scores and the like—only have meaning in relationship to other numbers belonging to other people—meaning we learn early on to rank ourselves against others. This of course means we also learn to be competitive early on, because this system of ranking fosters a sense that one can only be successful if someone else is not. And because we’re human, with all the strengths and frailties and ego that entails, we want some way to measure our inherent worth.  We often define our worth, then, by our accomplishments, and how we think they stack up next to someone else’s. Numbers always seem like a handy way to measure our worth.

 

So here we have what I’ll call “Human Rules of Order.” You know, a bit like Roberts Rules of Order, but on a human-wide scale. They go:

 

1)      High scores and progress are a reward for hard work;

2)      Good reviews lead to advancement;

3)      Ranks tell us our “worth” and how we measure up.

 

It’s not the best system, but it’s not a terrible system. It’s one we understand. It helps us keep chaos at bay, to some extent.

 

Ah, but then…but then we sell our first book and enter the magical world of publishing. And…well, we quickly discover it’s a like plummeting down the rabbit hole a la Alice in ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

 

Because those rules don’t apply in the publishing universe.

 

The world of publishing is one where your reviews can be unanimously glorious but your sales can stink. Or your reviews can stink, and your sales can be glorious. (Of course, both might be glorious. Or both might stink.) Where two authors in the same genre can experience identical sales volume in the same timeframe and one will show up on the USA Today list—and the other won’t. Where one author can be a bestseller with her very first book and another writing in the same genre can labor in obscurity for a decade ore more before cracking a list—if she ever does—even if both authors are showered with accolades and awards. Where the concept of competition simply doesn’t apply—because a) this is not a race; because  b) anything can happen at any time to affect sales or the trajectory of your career. Again, it’s like the proverbial butterfly effect that Steve described, where the flap of one little wing on one side of the world might ultimately impact the weather on the other side of the world.

 

What do we do when we gradually realize that publishing doesn’t make the kind of “sense” we recognize—apart from panic a little, lose sleep, eat an impractical amount of chocolate, etc.? Intrepid creatures that we are, we attempt to make sense of it anyway by applying those “Human Rules of Order.” We try to extrapolate our sales or suss out ways to influence or control our success using in part what looks familiar to us—lists, of course, for starters. We’re madly in love with lists. Lists featuring numbers! I mean, there’s a reason the reason the Amazon.com rank took ferocious hold of our little author psyches from its advent. It’s psychologically brilliant, that rank. It taps into a very primal place for all of us. I used to call it my Self-Worth-o-Meter.

 

But we also have Bestseller lists like USA Today and Nielsen Bookscan . We have that Ingram phone number, which we can call to hear…more numbers. We also use reviews and award nominations to try to predict or measure our success or determine “where we stand.” Lists and ranks and awards and formal accolades abound in the publishing world.

 

Later in this piece I’ll explain why attempting to use lists, etc., as oracles, measures of our worth, or indicators of our sales is about as about as productive as using a Russian dictionary to translate a Sanskrit scroll into English. It can’t be done.

 

But going through the machinations of trying to predict or control our success does make us feel as

though we’re getting somewhere, and gives us that critical illusion of control. As Steve just explained, the harder we try to make sense of things, the further from the truth we’ll actually get.

 

And again, that way lies craziness.

 

There’s a way out of the craziness, however. If our goal is to not only peacefully survive but thrive—in other words, not lose sleep, friends, money, and our marbles—in the publishing universe, we need to learn a new set of rules, and they’re pretty simple.

 

Here’s comes the Tao part.

 

I’m going to tell you a story. It’s a Taoist parable that I think both illustrates the publishing journey and contains the crucial clues for surviving it with our marbles intact.

 

There was once a poor farmer who could afford to own just one horse. He took very good care of it, but one night it broke through a weak fence and ran away. The farmer's neighbors offered sympathy when they learned what had happened. "What bad luck!" they exclaimed. The farmer replied, "Maybe. Maybe not."

A week later, the farmer's horse returned, bringing with it three wild horses, and the farmer and his son managed to corral all of them. "What great luck!" his neighbors enthused. "Maybe," the farmer replied. "Maybe not."

 

The farmer's son set to work taming the wild horses, but while attempting to ride one of them, he was thrown to the ground and his leg was badly broken. "What terrible luck!" the neighbors said this time.

The farmer replied, "Maybe. Maybe not."

 

The next day, soldiers visited the farmer's village to draft all the local young men into the army of a warlord. Because of his broken leg, the farmer's son was the only young man not taken. The neighbors descended upon the farmer again. "What wonderful luck!" they exclaimed.

"Maybe," the farmer said. "Maybe not."

 

That’s it. That’s the story.

 

Now, you’re going: you call that a bloody story? There’s no arc. And no ending. And it’s not even a little bit sexy. (Though I suppose it depends upon how you feel about farmers. Or warlords.)

But here’s the thing: even though this farmer’s life seems pretty exciting and unpredictable, what with the wild horses and warlords, he stays pretty mellow. And I think he, and this story, hold the two keys for maintaining our sanity in the midst of publishing craziness. They are:

 

1) Stay in the moment; and

2) Go with the flow.

 

 “OK, Julie, you big hippy,” you’re saying. “Stay in the moment? Go with the flow? “ We’ve all heard that kind of stuff before. But what does it really mean? Why does staying in the moment and going with the flow help us stay sane, and how do exactly do we do either of those things?

 

Well, part of staying in the moment is not projecting into the future. Most of the people reading this article are storytellers with fertile imaginations, and it’s difficult not to spin entire, elaborate happily-ever-after scenarios from one wonderful career moment or inflate a single disappointment into a career-ending catastrophe. How we spin something has a lot to do with our individual psychologies, of course. But why do we do this? Because, as we’ve established, uncertainty and ambiguity freak us out. We can’t stand not knowing where we stand or what will happen next.

 

One way we attempt to predict the future and determine where we “stand” compared to other authors is by sort of “Frankensteining” together lists and ranks and reviews, components of our careers that seem to indicate to us some sort of “measure” or “worth.” In so doing, we’re vulnerable, as are all humans, to what economists Linda Babcock and George Lowenstein refer to as “self-serving bias.” Babcock, Loewenstein and a few of their colleagues conducted an experiment in which participants were presented with a tort case and assigned either to the side of the plaintiff or the defendant. Every participant was presented with the same set of evidence to analyze and requested to predict the judge’s award in the case. Those assigned to the plaintiff’s predicted a much bigger award than those on the other side did.

 

In short: the way we see the facts is literally shaped by the outcome we desire.[7]

 

Because it’s currently nearly impossible to know how well our books are selling in real time—and because we find it so difficult to stay in the moment—authors often similarly attempt to predict outcomes: For example, we think, ”Ok, my reviews are fabulous and my Amazon rank was 700 and I was nominated for three awards—my book sales must be rocking!” 

 

Well….and then you get your royalty statement.

 

Whereupon you might discover that reality is—ahem—startlingly different than the outcome you predicted.

 

Whereupon the angst kicks up a notch.

 

Why? Because we’ve attempted to make sense of something that defies “sense” as we traditionally understand it, and as Steve explained, that way lies madness.

 

I call this approach Frankensteining, because no matter how you cobble together lists, ranks, awards or any other component aspects of our careers that seem to indicate some sort of “measure” or “worth,” you will never really get a full working picture of your career standing.

 

To better understand the problem with the Frankenstein approach, let’s take a look at how bestseller lists work.

 

First, what is a bestseller list?

Loosely defined, it’s anywhere between 10-to 150 or more titles ranked by sales figures accrued during a particular timeframe, usually a week, such as those compiled by USA Today, Borders, Nielsen BookScan, or the New York Times.

 

And it’s a marketing tool.

Bestseller lists were invented either by booksellers as a means of promoting and selling books or by publications as a means of selling ad space. Publishers also use bestseller lists to promote titles. We already know why this marketing technique is effective, because Steve told us how cumulative advantage works: if a book is a “bestseller” we tend to think it must be worth reading, since so many other people seem to have found it worth reading.

 

What isn’t a bestseller list? Well, do bestseller lists provide an accurate or comprehensive picture of the total sales of a given book? No. Are they accurate indications of the size of a book’s print run? No. Are they lists of the “best” (a subjective term, of course) books available for sale, or indicators of the quality or value of an author’s work? No. Are they even lists of the books selling the most that week? No.

 

Why not? Because a number of factors influence whether a book appears on a bestseller list such as BookScan or USA Today, and one of the most important is distribution--where are your books are being sold? Because not every retail outlet that sells books reports their sales to every bestseller list. For example, Wal-Mart doesn’t report book sales to Bookscan, but it does report sales to USA Today. Wal-Mart plays a huge role in romance sales. So if a book isn’t being sold in Wal-Mart, it might rank very highly on Bookscan but not show up at all on the USA Today list. [read Julie Anne Long's detailed article on how besteller lists are compiled here]

 

And will your publisher tell you where your books are being distributed? Maybe, maybe not. Philosophies regarding how much to divulge to authors regarding distribution vary from publisher to publisher, and distribution varies based on a number of factors, such as an author’s sales history and a publisher’s distribution philosophy, and of course, like everything else in our careers, is subject to change.

 

And other things come into play when it comes bestseller list appearances, such as sales velocity (how fast are they being sold?), consistency and timeliness in shipping (are your books being sold in bookstores a whole month ahead of release date by various retailers? Or are they shelved right on the date of release? Do they show up in stores late? Do they show up in stores at all? For example, a blizzard in the Midwest might have closed bookstores the week of your release).

 

What about Ingram? If you’re a published author, by now you probably know Ingram has a number you can call (and I’m not going to feed anyone’s obsessive tendencies by listing it here) to get a recording that will obligingly tell you (if you punch in an ISBN) the number of your books on order, the number of your books sold last week, this week, and year-to-date. Now, theories abound about how to use those Ingram figures to extrapolate overall sales information for your particular book. All of those theories are wrong. It can’t be done.

 

This is because Ingram is a wholesaler, and bookstores (and chains) go to Ingram when they need more books fast. So if your Ingram numbers are up per the recording, it might mean that your book is out-performing everyone’s expectations (which would cause them to reorder in a hurry)—or it might mean that your publisher just didn’t get enough copies in the stores in the first place. Conversely, if your Ingram numbers are down, it might just mean that your publisher just convinced the stores to order the “right” number of copies to begin with—and not that your sales have gone into a death spiral.

 

And let’s put Amazon.com in perspective here. As I mentioned earlier, it has a ferocious grip on our psyches because we can watch that rank go up and down (along with our blood pressure), and hey—it’s a number!  We love numbers. I tell you, I’m breathless with admiration for whoever invented that rank. Boy, does that keep our eyes on Amazon! I mean —it plays to our sense of worth and our sense of competition, doesn’t it?

 

But honestly—Amazon still only represents a teeny percentage of romance sales. Truly. According to HarperCollins über sales guy Mike Spradlin, the accounts that still by far play the biggest role in romance sales are Wal-Mart, Borders, Barnes & Noble and other big chains. Overall online sales may be increasing, but there are dozens of places to buy books online. So that Amazon rank is only an indication of how books are selling against each other on Amazon each hour.

 

And as for Amazon or other online reviews? Whether they’re five stars or one star, they’re really, really not going to make or break your romance career. Those reviews are incredibly vivid to us, because we spend our lives grafted to our computers; honestly, in the vast random scheme of things that Steve described, they have very little total impact. We love and appreciate the articulate, enthusiastic reviews posted there; but the…other kind…aren’t going to hurt or affect anything besides your feelings, or your mom’s feelings, or your friend’s feelings.

 

All ranks, lists and reviews are marketing tools and valuable and enduring aspects of our careers, and that’s how we should view them and use them.

 

But like everything in our careers, all of this is subject to change. Which brings us to…

 

Going with the flow. 

Ok, so how do we go with the flow? Part of going with the flow involves not “labeling” events. And what I mean by this is: As we’ve discussed, part of the “thrill” of publishing is that anything can happen. Nasty reviews. Brilliant reviews. Blizzards that prevent your books from getting into stores in the Midwest. Astounding bidding wars for your book. Your best friend’s book soars; yours tanks. Events that stir up anything from rage to elation to gut-churning jealousy.

 

But let’s look at that farmer. A horse broke down his fence and ran away. Most of us would be bummed if a horse broke down our fence; we might be tempted to swear or sulk and agree with all the neighbors about how much that sucks. But the farmer refused to call that event “good” or “bad” or “lucky” or “unlucky.” Why? No amount of teeth-gnashing or hair-tearing or tail-chasing analysis will turn back time and undo what’s done, and labeling an event as “good” or “bad” limits its possibility and keeps you from moving on to the next moment. When you refuse to judge a moment, it’s interesting how much more…well, interesting some of the more difficult moments in our lives become. Difficult-seeming moments are often just linkages or doorways to marvelous-seeming ones. Be there in the moment, and understand that the moment you’re in is a necessary link in the continuum of what came before and what lies ahead.

 

That isn’t to say the difficult feelings go away even when you’re not labeling an event.  When you feel anxious or jealous or disappointed or angry, notice those feelings, feel them—acknowledge them with compassion and maybe even humor for yourself or for any other people involved (for example, the reviewer who was so misguided as to not enjoy your beautiful book)—but you don’t need to invest in them, spin stories from them, or beat yourself up for having them, and you don’t need to feel compelled to act on them by retaliating or responding in kind. You the person are not in any way diminished as a person by the snarky review or the computer glitch that kept your books out of stores.

 

So what do we do when difficult feelings hit? Rise above. And I don’t mean, “feel superior.” Remember, it’s not a competition, and we’re not ranking ourselves against each other. Think of the way an airplane gains altitude in order to avoid a storm or turbulence. The airplane doesn’t judge or try to fight the storm. The storm simply is. It’s a fact. It’s happening. The airplane simply climbs until the air is quieter, and continues its journey.

 

In the face of difficult events or emotions, think of this, and try to gain a sort of internal altitude, a place of perspective.

 

Of course, some people might genuinely hate our books and feel compelled to share their feelings with the world via a review, but keep in mind: some snarky reviews or bulletin board comments could very well be a result of someone else’s anxiety or fear or pain over the illusion that there isn’t enough success to go around, anxiety over her own worth, or misapprehension of the impact a review, a rank, or an award nomination means in the overall picture of anyone’s career.  A lot of what I’ll call “acting out” is actually a result of fear or insecurity.

 

Once we understand this, I think it’s easier to be compassionate with ourselves and with other people, because we’ve all felt insecure. Insecurity is inherent in the nature of the business. And even if a review stings, we can still gain a little distance—a little altitude, so to speak. It doesn’t mean we have to tolerate something that might be actionable, but we genuinely have a choice regarding how we react to it and how much we worry or suffer over it.

 

And then there are always the moments that feel wonderful. Celebrate the momentous occasions (and notice that the root of “momentous” is “moment”)—your first published book, your first appearance on a list, your first six-figure contract—and share the joy, because every moment will eventually pass. It, too, is part of everything that came before and everything that will ensue. 

 

Taking each moment as it comes doesn’t diminish joy, either. It deepens it.

 

Going with the flow also means: Don’t be too attached to outcomes and release expectations 

You know what Steve said about promo? How we’re better off channeling any energy and ingenuity we put into it into writing another proposal? Well, I think a good philosophy around self-promotion is…do what you feel comfortable with. The problem with doing “what we feel comfortable with” is that…we don’t feel comfortable doing what we feel comfortable with. We all want to know what works, and do that. The truth is, we can’t ever know for certain what works. Promotion trends are as ephemeral as anything else in publishing, and it’s nearly impossible to quantify the impact, if any, of a given attempt at self-promotion. Will the promotion one author swears worked wonders for her work for you?

 

Maybe, maybe not. If you decide to try a promotion, launch it with hope and release expectations of the outcome, and you’ll never be disappointed. Self-promotion, in fact, is another one of those things that make us feel like we can actively control or influence our success. In many ways, it’s more of a ritual than anything that can really impact the velocity of our career growth. It harkens back to those aforementioned Human Rules of Order, specifically the one that states that we can earn our success by working for it—when in fact, in publishing, success can be an overnight affair or decades in the making—whether or not you do any self-promotion at all.

 

Going with the flow also means doing an occasional gut check: sometimes we get so caught up in doing what we’re doing that we lose sight of our motivations for doing it. Don’t be afraid to do that gut check: what are your motives for writing? Are you engaged in what you’re doing because it brings you joy or growth or income? Or has it become a habit?  Are you happy? Do you even like what you’re doing anymore? Steve talked about the possibility of needing to change your author name or genre in order to reboot or re-energize your career. Staying in the moment and going with the flow will help you stay more in touch with who you are as a writer, and in this way you’ll know instinctively where your career should go.

 

OK: So there we have it—your rules and tools for surviving the publishing craziness, and two very simple resolutions for 2009.

 

And here’s a way to test how well these new rules work: Try a sort of fast from Amazon, or Ingram phoning, or bulletin board haunting, whatever obsessive little habit you might have—we know you have one or two—for a week or so. Maybe, if you’re feeling brave…don’t look at any of that stuff for the duration of the cycle of one entire book.

 

And notice how nothing about your career will change as a result of this.

 

Except:  you’ll feel much lighter and stronger. Giving up obsessing about these things doesn’t mean you’ve become passive or apathetic. Quite the opposite. Because you’ve made a conscious choice to control your actions, rather than being controlled by the need to control. You’ll end up with much more energy and confidence and serenity, all of which you can redirect into doing your very best work, which is in fact the only thing we truly have any real control over.

 

And here’s the seeming paradox: once you give up the need to control outcomes or predict your future, you’ll feel more in control of your career than ever.

 

And you know, Steve talked about pacing yourself for a long journey. And girls, we really are all in this journey together. This is not a competition or a race any more than the traffic heading south down Highway 101 a few minutes away from my house right now is a race. Picture those cars on the freeway: they’re all heading in the same direction, but do we really know their ultimate destinations? Is one car really “ahead” of another?  A car at the head of the pack might be hopelessly lost. Some of those cars are filled with carpoolers, other drivers are going it alone—there’s no one right way to embark on this journey. Another car might be forced to take the next exit because the needle’s just about on empty. Another might see an intriguing exit and impulsively take a detour. I can endlessly flog this metaphor, but you get the picture. You never, ever know.

 

So stay present, stay in the moment, go with the flow, stay curious about what will happen next…and enjoy the ride.

© 2008 by Julie Anne Long.


[7] Surowiecki, James, “Striking Out, ”The New Yorker, November 17, 2007

(To read more articles on writing by Julie Anne Long, visit this page of her website. To read an excerpt from her latest novel, go here.)

October 29, 2008

Bring your cyber-hangover to myLifetime.com, today, darlings -- you can win more free books! And BOY, what a gig, yesterday!

Just wanted to thank you all again for the fabulous, fabulous party yesterday --  I couldn't have asked for a better launch for LIKE NO OTHER LOVER -- you guys are wonderful! I had an incredible time, and I went to bed with visions of Seth (and Kathy K. dancing on tables) in my head. Hee! And dreaming of chocolate, cheesecake, taco pizza, slow-cooked food...Hoo boy. I can't wait to try a few of those recipes (like the dangerous mug cake!) And thanks again to Stephanie Arwen Lynch of Tarot by Arwen for donating a tarot reading, to jewelry designer Circe Designs for donating the earrings from the LIKE NO OTHER LOVER collection, and to all the lovely authors who donated books:  Eloisa James, Toni Blake, Kayla Perrin, Julia Quinn, Alexandra Benedict, Anna Campbell, Karen Hawkins, Sophia Nash, Christine Wells, and Sylvia Day, and Sarah Bennett. The winner are listed below again, in case you missed 'em.

Today, join me at myLifetime.com to chat a bit more and maybe win more signed books! You have to register to comment, but it's quick and easy and it's quite a lively group. :) Hope to see your lovely selves there! xo....julie

BLOG SHOWER WINNERS:

1) (9:06 a.m. PST)  WINNER #1   is SHARI C!. She wins a set of signed books: from Eloisa James, Kayla Perrin, Sara Bennett and moi!

2) (10:39 a.m. PST) WINNER #2 is AMBER PACKARD! She wins the Tarot Reading from Tarot by Arwen!

3) (1:52 p.m., PST) WINNER #3 is APRIL FUNDERBURGH! She wins signed books from Karen Hawkins, Sophia Nash, Alexandra Benedict and MOI!!

4) (5:52 PST) WINNER #4 is LAURA EMERSON! She wins signed books by Julia Quinn, Toni Blake, Sylvia Day and moi!!

5) (8:18 p.m., PST) WINNER #5 is RACHEL JESSUP! She wins the pearl, garnet and 14k gold filled earrings from the LIKE NO OTHER LOVER collection by Circe Designs!! 

October 27, 2008

Welcome to the LIKE NO OTHER LOVER Book Shower!

(SPECIAL NOTE: to see ALL the posts, you need to click on the teeny arrow thing -- looks like this >> at the bottom of the blog!  It takes you through the pages of posts. Some folks were confused by why they could see the NUMBER of posts, but couldn't read all of them -- that's why! It took me a while to figure that out, too, once upon a time! LOL.)

1) (9:06 a.m. PST)  WINNER #1   is SHARI C!. She wins a set of signed books: from Eloisa James, Kayla Perrin, Sara Bennett and moi!

2) (10:39 a.m. PST) WINNER #2 is AMBER PACKARD! She wins the Tarot Reading from Tarot by Arwen!

3) (1:52 p.m., PST) WINNER #3 is APRIL FUNDERBURGH! She wins signed books from Karen Hawkins, Sophia Nash, Alexandra Benedict and MOI!!

4) (5:52 PST) WINNER #4 is LAURA EMERSON! She wins signed books by Julia Quinn, Toni Blake, Sylvia Day and moi!!

5) (8:18 p.m., PST) WINNER #5 is RACHEL JESSUP! She wins the pearl, garnet and 14k gold filled earrings from the LIKE NO OTHER LOVER collection by Circe Designs!! 

Hello, my kittens, and welcome to the LIKE NO OTHER LOVER Book Shower-your gift to me is showing up, and my gifts to you…well, that's where the showering comes in. I'll be showering Party_LIKE_NO_OTHER_LOVER you with prizes (well, I'm giving away five prizes) all day long! I'll talk about those in a second, but for now I’m just so delighted you could help me celebrate today. Have you selected your delicious Sexy Cyber-Waiter yet? (Excuse me while I accept a drink—a Mimosa, of course, as it’s morning here on the West Coast-—from the oh-so-handsome-and-attentive "Seth," he of the "oozing sensuality," warm green-gold eyes and lilting Irish accent.). You can switch your waiter selection throughout the day, too—these guys won’t mind a bit. It’s in fact your prerogative to be as fickle or demanding as you like today, because these men revel in seeing to your pleasure and comfort. :)

    So what’s it like here in our own personal party Pleasure Dome? Well, for starters, the air is as fresh and soft as the first day of spring and the carpet is sinfully plush, so kick off your shoes and wriggle your bare toes in it. Mingle with the other guests, sprawl on one of the generous velvet sofas as the sounds of a very accomplished string quartet softly waft over you, or avail yourself of one of the massage chairs on the perimeter—all of your waiters are versed in every imaginable kind of massage, from Shiatsu to Hot Stone, so all you need to do is ask. For those of you who like to blow off steam by kicking up your heBlogparty_earrings els, the disco (it’s in the North Wing) is already full swing-and…hark! Is that Duran Duran I hear?? Isn’t it sweet of all our favorite 80’s bands to show up and play a few songs throughout the day to help celebrate the book release? Make a request in the comments below, and who knows, your favorite band—from any decade—might just show up, too.

     The buffet and the infinitely replenished chocolate bar are  over at the far end—see all the gleaming tureens and colorful platters? And all those chefs eager to help and answer your questions? So you can drop off your cyber-dishes over there. :) And as for me, I’ve brought coq au vin—a big vat of slow-cooked chicken, wine, pearl onions and mushrooms (yum!)—to share with everyone. Did anyone bring an interesting salad? A breakfast casserole?? A favorite main dish? I’ll post my practical recipe in the comments below.:) Holiday recipes are particularly welcome, since we’re teetering on the brink of that season. And may I point out that Like No Other Lover and The Perils of Pleasure look rather a lot like Christmas side by side? Give your friends a Pennyroyal Green starter kit this year! Hee!

The drink of the day is the Like No Other Lover, and I can’t divulge the ingredients, but I can tell you that it’s pale pink, a sparkly, silver mist hovers over the rim of the crystal goblet in which its served, and one sip makes you feel exactly the way your favorite memory makes you feel. Ask your waiter to fetch one for you!

     Blog_tarotcard  So, my lovelies, I’m thrilled about Like No Other Lover, because reviewers seem to be loving it. I hope you do, too! It’s in stores officially today, and some of you might already have it in your sweet little paws or on your nightstands, bless your hearts. It’s the story of Miles Redmond and Cynthia Brightly, and it’s the second book in the Pennyroyal Green series, which was launched by The Perils of Pleasure. I can’t wait to hear what you think of it! Feel free to ask any questions at all about the series or the book in the comments-it’ll be fun to talk about it.

Now, let me tell you about the prizes!

    Three separate sets of FOUR signed books compiled from donations by such lovely and talented romance authors as Eloisa James, Anna Campbell, Kayla Perrin, Toni Blake, Julia Quinn, Alexandra Benedict, Christine Wells, Karen Hawkins, Sophia Nash, Sara Bennett, Sylvia Day and moi! Aren’t they sweet to bring gifts to the party to give to you??

  1. A beautiful pair of handcrafted pearl, garnet and sterling silver LNOLandPOP_forblog earrings from the Like No Other Lover collection by Circe Designs, inspired by LNOL's lovely cover;

  2. A Hero’s Journey or Life Path Tarot Card reading from Tarot by Arwen, from Stephanie Arwen Lynch, a professional reader and romance fan. Because in Like No Other Lover, our heroine, Cynthia Brightly (along with a few of her friends) visits a band of gypsies who regularly set up camp on the outskirts of Pennyroyal Green for dukkering, or fortune telling. A bit of chaos ensues before they get around to the card part, so this is where Arwen comes in.:) Sure to be very cool and enlightening .

    I’ll be at the party by around 8:30 or 9 a.m. PST, but you can all come in and play anytime before then, too.:) I’ll give away the first prize the first hour I’m there, and give them away at random intervals to commenters chosen at random (using my magic Excel Randomizing macro!) throughout the day, just to keep things lively. :)

    So come on in! Let’s hang out, catch up—it’s been too long!-chatter about the weather and recipes, Like No other Lover, and anything at all we feel like, and just enjoy our decadent, indulgent, peaceful version of reality today.:) All you need to do to play is tell me what cyber-dish you brought to share.:) xo….julie

The party's tomorrow, Tuesday the 28th!

...just thought I'd let you know, because seems there was some confusion with MySpace and Facebook announcements! Sorry, girls! Hope to see you tomorrow! xo...julie

August 05, 2008

The RWA Conference: highlights, and a pictorial of sorts. Also: Vote for your favorite JAL title at AAR!

Hello, darlings. How are things?? I'm still giddy and hoarse, a result of being conference-lagged (a term I've newly coined). And by that I mean...well, as you might have guessed from the big, shiny photos of the unusually well-groomed authors below, I've just returned from the San Francisco RWA conference. Well, I say "just returned," but it was just downtown—it's not like I needed a passport to get there or anything, just a $1.50 for MUNI or a twenty for cab fare. But the conference is always like spending a week on another planet populated entirely by women, every single one of us wearing brand new shoes, every single one of us sporting about five flaming blisters a piece by the end of the week. This is a quick and incomplete pictorial of events, so far mostly courtesy of my buddy and Rita nominee Toni Blake, who has developed the highly useful habit of always having a camera. 

Highlights were my incomparable agent Steve Axelrod's 25th Anniversary cocktail party, where I had a wonderful time talking to (but like a nimrod, did not have anyone take photos of me grinning with) some of my all-time favorite authors, including Jayne Anne Krentz, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Julia Quinn and Christine Feehan; the Literacy Signing, where I met Diana! Our dear blogger friend Diana!! Yay!! (see the photo below of the two of us laughing hard -- you can see my molars and right up my nostrils); the presentation I did with Agent Steve on Thursday on Why Publishing is Making You Crazy—and What You Can Do About it, which was, according to feedback, both fun and a roaring success, much to our immense, immense relief; drinking margaritas and chowing on empanadas at the cocktail party introducing the new Avon website (it's going to rock), and trading fashion tips, admiring the polished toenails of, and exchanging body hair removal advice with the Avon/HarperCollins girls Julie Blattberg and Rachel Chou (and we also, of course brainstormed brilliantly about how to sell millions of books); the fabulous lunch at Chez Papa Resto with a very entertaining group of authors hostessed by my charming and hilarious editor May Chen (after I first accidentally lead 12 some-odd authors in precisely the opposite direction of the restaurant for a few minutes); the Avon dinner at the Mandarin Hotel, which was delicious and lively and classy, a very generous evening, indeed, and where I thoroughly enjoyed meeting and chatting with Kerrelyn Sparks (on my left, and who was a bit alarmed at how fast this San Francisco girl talks) and local TV producer (KRON-4) Stacy Tiffin, who is a lot of fun and well-informed on a variety of very useful topics, including local media, movies, and Facebook games; meeting and hanging out with the lovely and very sharp and fun Kim Castillo, who is truly an Author's Best Friend; getting to see and hang out again with the always-foxy and hilarious Megan Crane, Michelle Rowen, Liza Palmer, Candice Hern, and many of my other author friends; and the Ritas!!

Toni was nominated for a Rita for her fabulous book Tempt Me Tonight! We sat in the front row of the auditorium during the ceremony, shivering from anticipation and aggressive air conditioning. Everyone looked GORGEOUS. She didn't take home a Rita, but now she joins the very esteemed ranks of those of us who have been nominated and who have departed the award auditorium sans statuettes. It's an exclusive club. :) (and a foxy one.)

Below we have a couple of photos of 1 and 2) me and Toni on Rita night; 3) a photo of me and Julianne Maclean at the Avon dinner (anyone with a "julie" in their name rocks, as far as I'm concerned); 4) me and Diana at the Literacy signing; 5) the funny and delightful Anna Campbell, Jenna Petersen, and me at the Avon dinner, taken by Sophia Nash (also funny and delightful, and in the throes of revisions during the conference); 6)  Toni, me, two-time Golden heart winner Jackie Floyd and Lindsey Faber, the producer of the marvelously hilarious Rita Trash Talk video, on Rita night. I'll post more photos as they show up in my inbox. :)

And last but definitely not least: All About Romance tells me they're featuring me in their annual Favorite Books by Favorite Authors poll! Isn't that lovely? What an honor! Eleven other authors are part of it. I have to tell you, I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd be included in a poll with the likes of Jayne Anne Krentz. Click here to vote for your favorite book written by moi up until August 15th.

Most importantly: How are you all???

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July 04, 2008

Holy Cow, I love your eyes!

To launch us into the holiday weekend (well, here in the states it's a holiday--you Canadian gals feel free to have a barbeque and light sparklers and wave them around for us), I wanted to share this video of a song by my favorite band. Now, Elbow (from Manchester, England) is known for eclectic, gorgeous music that ranges from moody and spare to enormous wall-of-sound rock, and their lyrics are generally poignant and clever and wryly funny — and often very romantic without being cloying. They're passionately loved in much of the world but only really becoming known here. And I can't say this song is representative of their sound, because it's hard to really say WHICH of their songs really represent it —"beautiful" is the word that comes up a lot, often in reference to Guy Garvey's voice. But I love this song for a number of reasons: it's a song about waking up and realizing you're in love, and it has the world's best lyric, especially given how clever or poetic Elbow's lyrics generally are: "Holy cow, I love your eyes!" LOL. Who hasn't felt that about someone they're mad about? I mean, what else can you say? The song is joyous and big and anthemic—absolutely captures the sound of realizing you're in love, that feeling of light pouring into your life—and the video is very simple, but fabulous and funny on a number of levels. In which an ordinary guy turns a potentially mundane and onerous job into a sort of joyous ballet. You'll see what I mean.

So may your weekend be exactly this joyous, no matter what you're doing. :) Since California remains pretty much a tinderbox, there are only a few fireworks shows in the Bay Area this year (most of them have been canceled), including the annual big one in San Francisco. Hopefully the fog will cooperate by parting by the time the show rolls around, and I'm going to go up to a high hill to watch it. :) I love fireworks...from a safe distance. LOL.


June 19, 2008

Thumbs-up in shark pajamas

Couldn't resist sharing this photo—here my nephew (in pajamas covered in little sharks) and firefighter Jeremy Billeaudeaux from the City of Orange give a thumbs-up for the camera—the big Humboldt fire is under control. My sister's house was spared, but 74 other homes were lost. It's going to be a long, tough fire season, boy. Mr. Billeaudeaux and his crew (who drove for 12 hours from Orange County to Northern California) were part of 3,000 or so firefighters who fought the 23,000 acre fire. They drove in intense heat, worked and slept (in the high school gym) in intense heat, and remained cheerful and gracious throughout. Amazing, amazing people, firefighters.  Here's to an uneventful, fabulous weekend for all of us. :)

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June 13, 2008

Fires, floods, tornadoes, earthquakes

Oy, you guys. I don't know about you, but it's been a very, very rough week for many of my friends and loved ones for many reasons, chief (but not solely) among them natural disasters. I've heard from MySpace friends who've lost homes or suffered property damage in tornadoes and floods—but thankfully they're safe. Large wildfires are burning all over California, including in the nearby Santa Cruz mountains, in Monterey, and in Butte County, about three, four hours north of here. My sister and her family and pets have been evacuated from her home along with thousands of other people as a result of the huge Humboldt Fire in Northern California, which has consumed 20,000 + acres and up to 40 homes at this point—they still haven’t been able to make an accurate assessment of how many structures have burned. 1500 firefighters from all over California are on the scene, on the ground and in the air. I'm staying glued to the web, radio and news reports—cell phone reception is pretty spotty, and it’s hard to get current news about it here in the Bay Area, as it’s not really local news and the Santa Cruz fire was an immediate and grave concern, but they are covering it. I found a radio station online that's reporting on it regularly—apparently it's an outrageously difficult fire to battle, because of the terrain (hilly), the heat (100 degrees) and the winds. They’re beautifully taking care of each other up there, with businesses and schools opening doors, donating cots and food and supplies and showers to evacuees, but as you can imagine, or as you know if you’ve ever gone through anything like this, it’s surreal. So we just wait, and pray for calmer winds and more humidity, for strength for all those amazing, brilliant, firefighters pouring in from all over the state, and for safety for everyone affected. When you’re packing up your car to evacuate your home and family, you very quickly realize what matters. One guy evacuated as a result of the fires grabbed his dog, a few personal papers, and told a reporter, “everything else is just stuff.” 

I know for some of you guys tornadoes and hurricanes are seasonal concerns, so doubtless you have a good sense for what you’d take with you if you have to leave your home behind. In California, we’re mostly spared that sort of thing, though floods and fires are seasonal facts of life depending upon where you live in the state. And we get major quakes, but we don’t have an earthquake season, per se. The unpredictability of earthquakes adds a bit of, shall we say, piquancy to the thrill of living in the Bay Area. But I do have an earthquake kit I keep packed. It’s pretty light. I know where to grab my valuables (one of which is a fat orange cat, and most of which are mostly valuable only to me), and there are really only a few of those things, too. And there was a teeny little earthquake in the East Bay this morning. A nice little nudging reminder to make sure the batteries in my portable radio are still live and that I have extra batteries, some canned goods stocked, etc. We do get mondo quakes here in the Bay Area, as I’m sure you all know, and I was here for the terrible ’89 quake that broke the upper deck of the Bay Bridge and burned down a good portion of the Marina district in San Francisco and other parts of the Bay Area. Other parts of the world are still dealing with the unthinkable aftermath of their own quakes.

In short: Oh, man. Lots of people needing our love and support and prayers this week. J  Send prayers and good thoughts if you can, check the batteries in your portable radios, and here’s to a safe and peaceful weekend for us all. J

May 19, 2008

I hear you singing in the wire...

Happy Monday, darlings. Good grief -- time has flown since the blog party. Has it really been a month?? How are you? How's the weather?? :) I've been working, naturally, very absorbed in writing and other projects, and in between I seem to have embarked on a sort of obsessive deep spring cleaning. Not just the usual purging and sorting. I mean flossing out grout (there's tile all over this place) with a special little brush. Carefully washing the little crystals on the entry chandelier. Stuff like that. I honestly don't know what's gotten into me. Anybody else overtaken by a similar fever?? We just had a crazy heatwave for a week—97 degrees in San Francisco! I had to leave my windows open! LOL. And strange enormous flying insects (mosquito hawks....I think) took advantage of that and decided to play tourist in my house, much to my cat's delight. He murdered a few of them; I captured and escorted a few of them back outside. The fog is back, though, and I wore a sweater and a scarf to the grocery store today to combat the howling winds. :) And so it goes. And today was the famous (or infamous) Bay to Breakers race in San Francisco. Ever seen photos from that, or participate in it? It has to be witnessed to be believed. One year I'd actually forgotten it was Bay to Breakers day (it's all over by 10 a.m. or so) and I had gotten on the train to meet a friend downtown for lunch, and I was starving. On the train among all the people was....a giant oreo cookie. With legs. Holding onto the overhead bar. It gave me quite a start. For a disorienting moment I entertained the notion that I might be hallucinating from hunger, but then I remembered it was Bay to Breakers day, and that the cookie was just a person in costume. I do love San Francisco.

Anyway, I thought I'd share this video as part of my Julie's All Time Favorite Songs series. Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is dating a guy who practically goes into a bliss trance every time he hears "Desperado?" (you know, the Eagles song?) He shushes her and is all, very coldly, "Elaine...please..." whenever it comes on the radio? I kind of do that when I hear the song in this video. LOL. (It's not Desperado, btw.) Well, actually, I probably do that with a lot of songs, being a music freak, and all. But the melody of this song still makes the little hairs stand up on the back of my neck (in a good way). And it's been covered by everyone from R.E.M. to the White Stripes to Homer Simpson, but in this video we have  the artist who made it famous doing it (um, rather, performing it, I should say) with Stone Temple Pilots, believe it or not.  Very loose, very cool, very beautiful version. Do any of you have have songs that make you shush people??



Hope everyone's doing great. Tell me how you are!

April 20, 2008

Check out my Blog Party at Red Room!

Happy Monday, cookies!! Join me for blog party in honor of POP and my movie premiere (hee!) over at Red Room today and through Friday this week!! I'm giving away books and earrings, and I'll be hanging out at my blog there all week. They're featuring my video on their home page, so I thought it'd be fun to hold an event there. Come play with me! :) You have to register to comment, but it's quick and easy. See you there, hopefully!

April 10, 2008

In which Julie shares a few of the things in her Deadline Preparedness Kit

Hey kittens -- so as an experimental little project (and with the loan of a Flip camera from Lauren Naefe at Avon), I made a movie!! LOL. It's a little, um, instructional film for authors and aspiring authors, if you will, about deadlines, and how authors can prepare for them. You might be a little surprised by a few of the things I pull from my Deadline Preparedness kit. LOL. I think my favorite part of this movie is where I part the Red Sea, though I'm also quite proud of the 15-minute car chase through the hills and streets of San Francisco. (Or maybe those were parts of other movies? It's all a blur now.) Later, I'll tell you about a couple of the things I left out of the movie (otherwise it would have been 15 minutes long). Enjoy! Feel free to laugh and point!! And spread it around if you want.

March 23, 2008

Rebecca La Rebelle, and your Monday French lesson

Rebecca_la_rebelle Hello, darlings. I thought I'd rise up from my swoon couch (ha! (you know, because that's where I landed right after I finished my revisions for LIKE NO OTHER LOVER, which my editor pronounced "wonderful," and that's where I've been, cool damp cloth over my forehead, shades drawn, tinkly New Age music playing, slave boys murmuring soothing, flattering things to me to help me regain my strength) to share something fun with you.  As I've said before, one of the best parts of being an author is connecting with people all over the world via stories, and over there to the left is THE RUNAWAY DUKE -- translated into French!!  Rebecca La Rebelle  (that's the Amazon France link)-- Rebecca the Rebel -- good title, eh?? It's really a trip to flip through the foreign versions of my books.  Connor is "Conrad" in this version, and instead of Roarke (which is Connor's real name in the English version—he was Roarke Edward Connor Riordan Blackburn) they've called him "Harry," for inscrutable French reasons. And because I'm really just a snickering teenager deep down, I paged to the love scenes to see if I could discover the French word for "erection." I do know some French (I read it better than I speak it), and I can usually guess the meaning of a French sentence pretty accurately if I have a few other sentences around it for context, or if I at least know one or two words in it. Anyway, I do believe the word—well, actually, it turned out to be wordS—are "membre dressé ."  I'm sure you can guess the meaning of the first word, and the second one is descriptive of the first word's condition. :) So there's your Monday French lesson. LOL. You're quite welcome. :) I have to tell you though, when I read those particular kinds of scenes (say, pages 216-220 or so in THE RUNAWAY DUKE) aloud in French, they're sexy as all get out.  I'm dying to hone my French by working my way through the whole story. And the French translation of TO LOVE A THIEF —Pickpocket en jupons—will be out in April in France, and a beautiful online French magazine called Les Romantiques featured an interview with me this month, too, if you haven't had a chance to check it out. The German translation of BEAUTY AND THE SPY, I'm told, will be out in September, and it will be called GARDEN OF DESIRE. Isn't this fun?? I'll post more foreign covers with you as I have them. I have the Polish version of Beauty and the Spy, and it's beautiful, but I have to scan it.

How is everyone?? I'm busy with various little projects, all of which I'll tell you about you if they turn out the way I want them to. :) Did you have a nice Easter? We're having beautiful weather—clear, sunny, very windy and ferociously cold if you're walking against the wind. Also, I wanted to point something out to you—in my list of blogs/websites over to the right is The Hunger Site, and if you visit it once a day and just click on the various tabs—just click, that's all you need to do—they'll donate a certain amount of money to Hunger, Rainforest, Animal Rescue, Breast Cancer, Child Health and Literacy causes. You'll see what I mean—there are different tabs. It's fast and easy and it feels good to do it!!

March 04, 2008

A guest blog at Romantic Inks and "A Celebration"...

[Note: the link to RI's blog was wrong a little earlier; I just corrected it. It's right now!] Happy Tuesday, ladies, from the land of Spring!! At least that's how it feels here in San Francisco this week. Smells, looks, feels like spring, what with a bluejay scouting nest locations in the backyard, the lavender bush in such extravagant bloom that my cat was tempted to burrow into it and I had to dig him out and we both ended up disheveled and smelling fabulous, and the brilliant blue skies. Our friend Haven from Romantic Inks invited me for a blog interview today and asked some good questions (check 'em out and comment if you're game!), one of which prompted me to track down the following video—and Haven, darling, I have to thank you, because MAN, I'd forgotten how much I loved this song!! What led to this? She specifically asked about my band days, and which songs I enjoyed playing the most. This one suddenly popped into my head—we used to cover it. I should specify that this band isn't, um, actually us. But that might become apparent as you watch. LOL. You might sort of recognize them. This song is a rarity of theirs—I can't even remember how my band first got our hands on it—but man it's a great song, and it sounds even better when played very LOUD (live or recorded). These guys look like wee babies in this video! Who would have dreamed that the guy with the tiny heinie in the tight red pants would one day be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?? These boys have come a long way. :)

Anyway: any day I get to sit in my ratty old hoody sweater and jeans working on revision for my next book while I chat with cool gals on my blog and the city of San Francisco goes about the business of looking beautiful outside my window is cause for a celebration. :)  How's your week going??

February 26, 2008

Sound the trumpets—we have a title!! + a very groovy guest blog, a Facebook reminder, and "one of the really great musical artists of our time!"

Hello my darlings! With much, much gratitude and big hugs to everyone who contributed brainpower and creativity to the renaming of my next book, I'm delighted to announce we have a title for the book formerly known as The Dangers of Desire! I present to you....

LIKE NO OTHER LOVER!

So what do you think?? I quite love it, actually. Whew. What a process!! And you can preorder that baby, too -- the correct title will show up on Amazon in a few weeks, but that link takes you to it.  We'll have a cover and back cover copy, soon, too, and I'll tell you about that when I have it.

All of this news actually makes me feel like dancing:

Hee! Thought you'd enjoy that. :) Is that surreal, or what? I like The Captain's sparkly lapels.

Also—I wanted to let you guys know that I did a very groovy guest blog over at the FAB Lux Magazine today—Bethany asked some great questions. . Find out how I know that 65-year-old men love Beauty and the Spy, whether I think there's a stigma associated with romance novels, and how to stay motivated to write! Stop by to check it out or just say hi!

And don't forget to join me and the Avon Romance group for a live chat about POP on Facebook—February 29th, 8 p.m. EST, 5 p.m. PST, and if you live between coasts, you do the math for the time, because math isn't my strength. LOL. You have to register for Facebook and join the Avon Romance group if you haven't yet, but that's easy and free and quick.

How is everyone?? It's sunny here! I'm up to my eyeballs in work! All is status quo, in short. :)

February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day, blossoms! + Check out my blog at Avon Romance

First: Check out my blog at L_2Avon Romance this Valentine's day where I talk about POP, what's sexy to me, and wrap it all up by mentioning a nude Jude Law. :) 

And yes -- note the seasonal nature of my greeting! There are indeed blossoms busting out all over here in San Francisco. What's it like in your neck of the woods?? The trees around here seem to think it's spring. I'm less certain, though it's definitely sunny, outrageously windy, and I'm sneezing a lot. A little bird was merrily and noisily splashing in the birdbath out in back of my house, too, and all of these things seem to be signs of spring.

Over there to the left is one of my readers, Bethany Hensel, who works for a hot new magazine in PA called Lux—here's their new blog. And that delicious man she's with is none other than Joshua Bell, violinJb2ist extraordinaire, who's on my hot guy list. :) She had an opportunity to meet him a few weeks ago and she shared these photos with me. His talent is superhuman—in his hands, a violin seems like a living thing, with a full range of emotions. And here's our theme song for the day, and my valentine to you: Ave Maria as played by him.

And yes...we're still working on the title thing!! LOL. I'll keep you posted! Meanwhile, hope you celebrate the day by doing a few of your favorite things with your favorite people. ;)...I had chocolate-covered strawberries to celebrate, in part, and mostly I'm celebrating today by writing something romantic. xo...julie